Verbal Diarrhea

1) Everyone has to go see Dodgeball. Now. Too much funny. Too many amusing cameos.
2) I can't wait for Napoleon Dynamite, Fahrenheit 9/11 and The Anchorman to come out.
3) My brother's commencement was far too long and far too boring. Poking my eyes with hot iron pokers whilst plucking every single hair from my body (not that I have much, but you know) would have been more entertaining and enjoyable than listening to children scream and cheer for whatever reason they were screaming and cheering about. The pain lasted for so long and I thought I was never going to be manumitted.
4) I found out I'm heavily bound to taking electives from a certain list, a list which doesn't allow me to take the courses I really want. So no French, no music, no astrophysics etc. etc. The one course that wasn't axed from my original list was a full year study on film, and, as fate would have it, this conflicts heavily with my schedule. Well, I could go to the lectures for the first half of the year, and then just fail to attend any lecture during the winter... though I'm sure this practice is frowned heavily upon. Oh well. Maybe I'll take nursing-- it's one of the few courses on the damn list that I can take.